In simple present you shit
In present continuous you are shitting
In present perfect you have shat
In present perfect continuous you have been shitting
In simple past you shat
In past perfect you had shat
In past continuous you were shitting
In past perfect continuous you had been shitting
In simple future you will shit
In future continuous you will be shitting
In future perfect you will have shat
In future perfect continuous you will have been shitting
How many tenses does your shit have?
Joke LII
In life few things are certain.
Shit is part of life…
Joke LI
In case you run out of wishes you can still say
“may the shit be with you…”
Joke L
Shit is released from the anus
yet it still is called
the asshole…
Joke XXXXIX
In a world full of shit one thing is for certain:
as long as you live you still have
your own shit.
Joke XXXXVIII
When shit has value
make sure its value
does not equal
shit.
Joke XXXXVII
When shit is overrated,
Do not look at it:
It is shitty.
Joke XXXXVI
Shitticism is also not a thing.
Throwing shit to express your opinion is a shitty thing to do.
Joke XXXXV
Shittism is not a thing.
The philosophy of shit is shitty.
Joke XXXXIV
When shit is real
it simply is
shit…
metasilly 
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