Twelve Tenses Of Bull Shit II

In simple present you shit like a bull

In present continuous you are shitting like a bull

In present perfect you have shat like a bull

In present perfect continuous you have been  shitting like a bull

In simple past you shat like a bull

In past continuous you were shitting like a bull

In past perfect you had shat like a bull

In past perfect continuous you had been shitting like a bull

In simple future you will shit like a bull

In future continuous you will be shitting like a bull

In future perfect you will have shat like a bull

In future perfect continuous you will have been shitting like a bull

When you bull-shit, do you feel like a bull?

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