Twelve Tenses Of Bull Shit II

In simple present you shit like a bull

In present continuous you are shitting like a bull

In present perfect you have shat like a bull

In present perfect continuous you have been  shitting like a bull

In simple past you shat like a bull

In past continuous you were shitting like a bull

In past perfect you had shat like a bull

In past perfect continuous you had been shitting like a bull

In simple future you will shit like a bull

In future continuous you will be shitting like a bull

In future perfect you will have shat like a bull

In future perfect continuous you will have been shitting like a bull

When you bull-shit, do you feel like a bull?

Twelve Tenses Of Bull Shit I

In simple present you bull-shit

In present continuous you are bull-shitting

In present perfect you have bull-shat

In present perfect continuous you have been bull-shitting

In simple past you bull-shat

In past continuous you were bull-shitting

In past perfect you had bull-shat

In past perfect continuous you had been bull-shitting

In simple future you will bull-shit

In future continuous you will be bull-shitting

In future perfect you will have bull-shat

In future perfect continuous you will have been bull-shitting

Now explain this to a bull…

Twelve Tenses Of Farts

Release a fart and you start

In simple present you fart

In present continuous you are farting

In present perfect you have farted

In present perfect continuous you have been farting

In simple past you farted

In past continuous you were farting

In past perfect you had farted

In past perfect continuous you had been farting

In simple future you will fart

In future continuous you will be farting

In future perfect you will have farted

In future perfect continuous you will have been farting

Twelve tenses of farts…

Twelve Tenses To Fuck Up

In simple present one fucks up

In present continuous one is fucking up

In present perfect one has fucked up

In present perfect continuous one has been fucking up

In simple past one fucked up

In past continuous one was fucking up

In past perfect one had fucked up

In past perfect continuous one had been fucking up

In simple future one will fuck up

In future continuous one will be fucking up

In future perfect one will have fucked up

In future perfect continuous one will have been fucking up

Twelve tenses to fuck up,¬† a cluster if you will…

Twelve Tenses of Shit

In simple present you shit

In present continuous you are shitting

In present perfect you have shat

In present perfect continuous you have been shitting

In simple past you shat

In past perfect you had shat

In past continuous you were shitting

In past perfect continuous you had been shitting

In simple future you will shit

In future continuous you will be shitting

In future perfect you will have shat

In future perfect continuous you will have been shitting

How many tenses does your shit have?