Twelve Tenses Of Farts

Release a fart and you start

In simple present you fart

In present continuous you are farting

In present perfect you have farted

In present perfect continuous you have been farting

In simple past you farted

In past continuous you were farting

In past perfect you had farted

In past perfect continuous you had been farting

In simple future you will fart

In future continuous you will be farting

In future perfect you will have farted

In future perfect continuous you will have been farting

Twelve tenses of farts…