Twelve Tenses Of Bull Shit I

In simple present you bull-shit

In present continuous you are bull-shitting

In present perfect you have bull-shat

In present perfect continuous you have been bull-shitting

In simple past you bull-shat

In past continuous you were bull-shitting

In past perfect you had bull-shat

In past perfect continuous you had been bull-shitting

In simple future you will bull-shit

In future continuous you will be bull-shitting

In future perfect you will have bull-shat

In future perfect continuous you will have been bull-shitting

Now explain this to a bull…