Joke XXXXII
When shit is “going down”
gravity is at work…
Joke
Joke XXXXI
Joke XXXXI
Doing “shit” has implications. Just wash your hands afterwards.
Joke XXXX
Joke XXXX
When taking care of someone else’s shit
flush professionally…
Joke XXXIX
Joke XXXIX
When someone says “this is the shit”, there are some options.
1st option: someone is pointing at a shit.
2nd option: someone just had a good shit.
3rd option: an object or phenomenon is good shit.
4th option: an object or phenomenon is bad shit.
5th option: fuck that shit, ignore the shitty news.
In case of a shit overload, release the shit…
Joke XXXVIII
Joke XXXVIII
In case you rate your shit you are either a scientist, medical specialist or shit for brains.
Avoid the third option…
Joke XXXVII
Joke XXXVII
Bad shit is not evil, it is still shit.
Joke XXXVI
Joke XXXVI
When you feel like shit
shit happened…
Joke XXXV
Joke XXXV
When you call your shit “poo”
it does not become cuddly…
Joke XXXIV
Joke XXXIV
A load of shit in a basket:
A crap basket.
Joke XXXIII
Joke XXXIII
Crap baskets, because little red riding hood delivered shit…
metasilly 
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